Jacques likes cheese, and lots of it. In addition to which, he may or
may not have done numerous interesting things such as author various witty
stories, publish a rock biography, date Cher, write articles on music
and literature, and work for various, intriguing and arguably legitimate,
publishing places such as Simon & Schuster. A play of his was recently
performed at the Lee Strasberg Institute in New York to a full audience
and rave reviews he raved after having eaten too much pizza.
Recently, hes been mentioned in the Mississippi
Review, an esteemed literary magazine publishing some of the greatest
writers in the English language. Go to their website and read the introduction
letter for the spring 2001 short
story issue. Jacques is the joker they refer to in their
letter. They are the dicks he refers to in his bio. Dicks.
(Also, the editor for that issue stole that last bit in his intro letter
about the thieves from something Jacques actually wrote in his own cover
Currently, Jacques also writes for the (arguably) humorous site Universal
Oddities Dot Com. Its the funniest thing since hell, sliced bread,
and Sri Lanka. And you may just win something if youre Kurt Russell!
I can-- I mean Jacques can be contacted at the following address: firstname.lastname@example.org
If hes not there, please leave a message.
Hes still single ladies! Reserve your dates now with the ongoing
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Additionally, Jacques has been the editor-in-chief of a humor magazine.
He has also not been the editor-in-chief of a humor magazine. Though he
does still smell quite funny.
Disclaimer: Please note that no monkeys were zapped or punched during
course of this bio. Though some were approached to switch their long distance