The Romancing of Inbal - Part
The Romancing of Inbal - Part The First
The Romancing of Inbal - Part The Second
The Romancing of Inbal - Part The Third
Inbal is even more beautiful than this
So, this much has been settled thus far: Im not a perfect
guy, but I am a guy. Im uncertain if that works in my favor
Hobbies: Being evil.
I can cook sandwiches. That is, I can follow a recipe for cooking
any given sandwich that doesnt demonstrate itself to be overly
complicated (i.e. a sandwich that doesnt require more than
two possible combinations of spreadeable matter).
My hobbies are swearing and cussing.
As a kid, I actually used to sew. I remember sewing green string
onto paper and enjoying the endeavor very much. When youre
young you can spend hours doing that kind of thing.
I write stuff and most of my stories indeed involve sewing. Its
a genre Im carving out. A niche. Theres action, romance,
mystery, and now sewing stories. Sewing stories are so versatile
that they may even be cross-incorporated with other genres to afford
me such expansion into the realms of action-sewing, sewing-romance,
and horror-sewing. Not to mention erotic sewing stories.
But I do thoroughly enjoy washing the dishes. Its a kind
of Zen thing for me.
I suppose I can just tell Inbal that Ive suddenly gotten
handsomer and changed my likes and dislikes to necessitate the revision
of my dating profile.
Where was I born?
According to state records, I was born in a hospital. Nevertheless,
there is much evidence to support the possibility that I was indeed
born before a live studio audience.
Dear Inbal, I might be a moron, but Im not a jerk.
No, that doesnt sound right.
What I must avoid at all costs is actually meeting with her in
any way. I could never impress her on an actual date. Im almost
certain that she has an accent, and I could never be around her
because Id immediately and unconsciously pick up the accent,
start speaking with it, and piss her off.
What are my likes?
Likes: Puppies, cookies, and people who are Inbal.
Dislikes: Evil, vampires, vampires in flamboyant Musketeer outfits,
and people who are not Inbal.
All this is slightly misleading. But I dont suppose I could
answer these questions in any other fashion, no matter how hard
I tried. So, in that way, I suppose theyre quite honest.
Im convinced that I should start a petition requiring Inbal
1) Become my girlfriend.
2) Snuggle with me.
3) Become my sidekick.
4) Become a cartoon explorer.
5) Become an archeologist.
6) Be placed in a museum.
7) Become a Russian cosmonaut named Uri Zblatsnika with a charming
little bubble helmet to be worn on astro-adventures.
Though Im uncertain whether or not shed be legally
held to any of these. But if enough people actually wanted Inbal
to become an archeologist, or my girlfriend, then perhaps shed
take that into consideration; especially if she ever hopes to run
for political office.
I wonder if I can legally design a theme park around Inbal. It
would be a very romantic theme park. Knowing women, it would
be a veritable roller coaster ride of emotions.
So many possibilities!
Dear Inbal, lets go on many wonderful, wondrous, magical
To Be Continued...